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December 04 2017


Visiting North Korea

var imagebase='file://D:/Program Files (x86)/FeedReader/'; Visiting North Korea (44 Pics) 12:28 03.12.2017, World Of Mysteries, amazing, World Of Technology DPRK tourist card
What I hoped would be a 2-way ticket

DPRK Customs form

Restaraunt at the top of the hotel

Hotel lobby

Yes, the hotel had a casino

The West uses sanctions: It's super effective!

Pyongyang Cityscape

Dear Leader


North's DMZ fence - super secure!

Rush-hour in Pyongyang

Museum of American War Crimes

Outside of Pyongyang

On the USS Pueblo

Victory Square

At the People's Library

From the roof of the people's library

Pictured: Leadership

The subway

Mass games

At an old film studio

At the Children's palace

At the "Fun Fair"
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November 27 2017















“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”


it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious


Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.




all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

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November 25 2017



this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

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November 23 2017


November 15 2017




the real regions of europe

  • crystal clear tapwater
  • everyone eats dinner at 10pm
  • slav squat
  • brexit

How Europe is classified by the United Nations

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Growing Up German



  • Always getting a free slice of sausage at the butcher
  • Hearing stories where people violently died as bedtime stories
  • Closing your eyes when the Sandmännchen throws his sand so you don’t have to go to sleep
  • Making your own ice cream with Fruchtzwerge yoghurt
  • Benjamin Blümchen Cake
  • Singing a song about chinese people playing contrabass
  • “Fisher Fisher how deep is the water?”
  • “Don’t throw snowballs, one time a girl got a snowball with a stone in it in her eye and she went blind!”
  • “Charlie Chaplin went to Frankfurt…”
  • A depressed bread called Bernd
  • Knowing like 2 people who can pronound the English “th” properly
  • Humilating unathletic students in front of the whole school a.k.a. Bundesjugendspiele
  • “My grandma rides a motor bike in the hen house.”
  • Toggo Tour was like Coachella for German kids but you could never go cause they never came to your town
  • “cat toilet, cat toilet, yes that makes the cat happy”
  • “Space Taxi to the sky!”
  • “Now in every 7th egg!”
  • “Get [insert stupid ringtone here] in the Jamba Sparabo!”
  • Is it der, die or das Nutella?
  • Having friends in other states is difficult cause they’ve got school holidays when you’re still in school and vice versa
  • “Of course with the Mouse and the Elephant”
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November 13 2017

When I change the commits order with git rebase

/* by Mystouille */

When someone wont stop giving advice on my code

/* by HadesCH */


pros and cons of having an inconsistent art style

pros: nobody knows what to expect from your next drawing, not even yourself
cons: i hate myself

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November 08 2017

When I think a piece of code is useless

/* by Czapy */

November 07 2017



i need my space unless youre the right person then dont go anywhere

Why is this so accurate

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November 06 2017

Looking at my old code

/* by daMax */




when you masturbate twice on the same day


When you finger yourself while masturbating


when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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November 01 2017

When I try a new framework

/* by Lord-Weglisse */

October 27 2017

When the demo environment crashes during my presentation

/* by Tilotiti */

October 23 2017

nope. faschos keine Bühne.
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October 17 2017

Finkregh pushed to master at Finkregh/dotfiles

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Finkregh pushed to master at Finkregh/ansible-minio-multi

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